Haan, maine bhi pyaar kiya hai Dil tujhko hee yaar diya hai. kyun aisa kaam kiya hai

Boy & Girl in restuarant: Boy-main last bar puch raha hu, um mujhse shadi karogi? Girl- nahi Boy-soch lo Girl-keh diya na nahi Boy-waiter bill alag alag lana.

Sirf Itna Kehna Hai Pyar Hai Tum se Jazbaton ki Koi Numaish nahi ki Hum ne Pyar ke badle sirf Pyar manga hai Hum ne Rishte ki to Koi Guzarish Nahi ki Hum ne Chatey Ho To Bhoola Dena Humain Dil se Sada Yaad Rakhne Ki Sifarish Nahi Ki Hum ne Khamoshi Se ToofaN Seh Lete Hain Hum to Un Badalon Ne Izhar Ki Barish Nahi Ki Tumhain Hi Mana Hai Rehnuma Apna Aur Tu Kisi Cheez Ki Khuwahish Nahi ki SirF ItnA KehnA hai Pyaar Hai Tum Se… Sunny Chouhan

I Have Learned Lot Of Lessons In A Short Time I Have Lived I Have Learned How To Appreciate I Have Learned How To Give But In This Past Few Months There’s Two I’ll Remember Most……..

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, Uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA” Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.